Smoker wrote:
That shock looks so cool. I really like the combination of the red, blue and gold. Very nice work.
I was trying to have a laugh with the forum, so I posted a picture of my unicorn.
Then Smoker posts some pics of his gold plated unicorn, with the diamond encrusted horn.
Damn, that thing sure makes my unicorn look pretty mundane.
But enough dicking around. It’s time to fess up and tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
Smoker wrote:
PS: I think you need an Option "C".
Obviously, there has to be an Option C. There is no way in hell that anybody would believe that Option A or Option B is possible.
However, before I get to Option C, I’d like you to think about something else for a minute.
Have you ever been in the middle of a road trip where you desperately needed to get from Point A to Point B, and the weather is freaking miserable.
Pouring Rain. Freezing Snow. Ice Cold Temperatures.
But, it didn’t matter because you absolutely had to be someplace else.
Staying where you were at was not an option, so you sucked it up, got on your bike, and went for a ride.
After hours, and hours, and hours of riding, you were so wet and cold that you were shaking, and couldn’t think straight.
Your luggage was soaking wet. All your riding gear was wet. Hell, it’s been 4 hours since you had dry underwear.
When the ride is over, and you finally reach your destination, all you want to do is get off the bike and warm up.
On some trips you’re lucky enough to get a motel room for the night.
On other trips, you’ve already spent all your money on sex and drugs and rock and roll, so you have to pitch your tent in the great outdoors.
At a time like this it would be helpful to have an Emergency Kit with you.
The emergency kit needs to be 100% waterproof, and IMO it should to be securely attached to the bike, so that you always have it with you when it’s needed.
But where do you mount a waterproof emergency kit on your bike, without it being in the way and looking silly?
And how do you keep it secure, so that nobody steals it?
I decided to hide mine in plain sight.
The majority of people, (and hopefully all police officers
), will just think it’s part of the bike.